Love, Love, Love

1. Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
2. “I love you, not because you are perfect, but because you are so perfect for me.“
3. Love is everything it’s cracked up to be… It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for.
4. You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved, and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it.
5. “When I saw you I fell in love. And you smiled because you knew.”
6. In a relationship, there’s always someone who loves more than the other.
7. Don’t find love. Let love find you. That’s why it’s called falling in love, because you don’t force yourself to fall — you just do.
8. “It’s not that I can’t live without you, It’s that I don’t even want to try.”
9. The heart wants what it wants…. There’s no logic to those things.
   
10. Lovers do not meet somewhere along the way. They’re in each other’s hearts from the beginning.

The greatest feeling in the world is love

1. “A nightmare? Hardly….. he gave me two tears of happiness, which is two more than a lot of people get.”
2. To be brave is to love someone unconditionally, without expecting anything in return. To just give.
3. Love can happen anywhere at any time and almost always when we least expect it…
4. “Love me when I least deserve it, because that’s when I really need it.”
5. You never really leave a place or person you love, part of them you take with you, leaving a part of yourself behind.
6. Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
7. “If we ran out of time and I could pick one moment of all the days that I have lived.. To keep it shining, always new, I’d pick the moment I met you.”
8. The greatest feeling in the world is love, but the worse feeling is to love someone and not be loved back.
9. To love is to have someone special, one who you can always depend to be there through the years sharing laughter and tears as a partner, a lover, a friend.
10. “I may not get to see you as often as I like. I may not get to hold you in my arms all through the night. But deep in my heart I truly know, no matter what I do, you’re the one that I love, and I can’t let you go.”

Love Is...

1. Love is, giving someone the power to break your heart, but trusting them not to.
   
2. Don’t settle for the one for the one you can live with… wait for the one you can’t live without.
3. Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever.
4. “If something happens and you lose me, please don’t think that’s the end, come and find me again.”
5. To love a person is to learn the song that is in their heart, and to sing it to them when they have forgotten.
6. The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree, but still hold hands.
7. Once in your life, you will find someone who will turn your whole world around.
8. “The world is gonna throw us a million reasons why this isn’t gonna work out between us. But, I’m armed with the ONE reason why it will: I LOVE YOU.”
9. You know you truly love someone when you want them to be happy even if their happiness means that you’re not a part of it.
10. True love is not something that comes everyday, follow your heart, it knows the right answer.

I Heart You

• “For a few moments in my life you’ve made me feel as if I truly meant something to someone.”
• “I love you, without any doubts, no hesitations, no limit.”
• “I came alive when I started loving you.”
• “When I grow old, I want you to be the one there beside me.”
• “When we’re together or when we’re apart, you’re first in my thoughts and first in my heart.”
• “Loving you is the second best thing I have done, finding you was the first.”
• “Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I’ve ever done in my life.”
• “I don’t regret the things I have done or the things I have chosen not to do because what ever I’ve done, I must have done something right because I ended up with you.”
• “You’re the best thing that ever happened to me.”
• “With you, I am home.”

Love Lines

• “I would give up anything just to be with you.”
• “I love you more and more each day.”
• “When I look into your eyes I get lost and when that happens I never want to find my way out.”
• “You are God’s most wonderful gift to me.”
• “I love you with the breath, the smiles and the tears of all my life.”
• “No one has ever loved me, the way that you have.”
• “Loving you is like nothing I’ve ever felt before…”
• “I love you, more than words could ever say.”
• “You showed me the real meaning of love.”
• “I don’t know much, but I know I love you.”
• “I love you very much, because with you, I found a way to love myself again.”

Lost Love

1. Sometimes there would come a time when we have to stop loving someone. Why? Not because the person started hating us, but because we ran out of reasons to fight for what we feel.
2. “Teach me how to be strong before you go. Teach me how to believe if you ever lie. Teach me how to control my tears before I start to cry. And please, teach me how to make you stay before you say goodbye.”
3. It’s hard to live alone. It’s harder to choose someone to love. But the hardest part of loving is to admit that you’ve fallen for someone who can never be yours.
4. When you fall in love, don’t give everything without leaving something for yourself… someday, somehow, it would be too late for you to realize that you’ve given all for the wrong one, without saving something for the right one…
5. “I don’t run from you, I walk away slowly. And it kills me because you don’t care enough to stop me.”
6. Life is ironic! Sometimes you keep on crying even if the guy neglects you, but you get surprised one day that just when you stopped crying and found someone new, that’s when he starts crying over losing you…
7. Love that we can not have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest and feels the strongest.
8. The worst feeling isn’t being lonely. It’s being forgotten by someone you could never forget.
9. It hurts when the one you love left you and said, “You deserve someone better.” Then all you can say is… “Maybe I do.” But deep inside you’re crying coz you know you can’t find “BETTER” when you already found the “BEST.”
10. If you can’t save the relationship, at least save your pride.

Love One Liners

• “You’re everything I never knew I always wanted…”
• “You’re the only other half that makes me whole.”
• “Sometimes, the only part of my life I’m sure about is the love I share with you.”
• “If I know what love is, it’s because of you.”
• “You are my life, my heart and my soul.”
• “Being with you is a gift while loving you is precious.”
• “I love you not only for who you are, but for what I am when I’m with you.”
• “I hope that you finally understand that I will love you until the end, because you’re not just my man, you’re also my best friend.”
• “I love when you look at me, because I know for one second I’ve crossed your mind.”
• “You’re everything to me, that he never was…”

Love and Freindship [sic]

The 5 Love Languages: The Secret to Love That Lasts

Other People's Love Letters: 150 Letters You Were Never Meant to See

How To Love

This Kind Of Love

So In Love (Feat. Anthony Hamilton)

I Love You This Big

Why Guys Like Girls…

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end makes it all worth while
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she’s the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says “lets not fight anymore” even though you know that an hour later you will be arguing about something
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say “I love you’
18. Actually … just the way they kiss you…
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt . (even though we don’t admit it)!
23. The way they say “I miss you”
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn’t hurt her anymore…..

SMS / Text Messages Collection: Assorted

I had a dream that i still loved u *~* I THINK I WOKE UP SCREAMING!!!!!!

There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.


YeH u'D bE PReTTy gOoDLOoKiN iF iT WaSnT FoR yOuR FaCe


im not a tease im just a reminder of what you cant have


-íMåGíNé Ur LíFé WíThØuT Mé- -¿Mí§éRåBLé HuH?-


If it were supposed to feel good they wouldn't call it a crush.


Don't go for looks, they deceive, don't go for money, wait, go for money then when its gone, move on to the next guy!

Honk if you love Me, then drive your car into the nearest tree!

friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men/women

you say you're heaven sent... then that explains your face. mustve landed on it.

Rejected Hallmark Cards: Offensive

# I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.


# Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.


# I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.


# This feels good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.


# You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round ass!


# Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled...SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!


# Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown...but so's your ass!


# You're a honey....and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".


# I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!


# If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

Funny Text Messages: Insults

Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head!

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We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

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U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....

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Someday u may lose ur hair,
u may lose ur teeth,ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thng ul nvr lose is ur gud luks
coz u cant lose wat u dont have.

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If I was a painter,u wud b my painting
If I was an author,u wud b my story.
If I was a poet,u wud b my poem.
But unfortunately Im a psychiatrist.

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Wen sumbody who's deeply in luv wid u
tells u tat ur cute,beautiful & angelic,
I agree. Tats true, believe me, I swear
Coz love is definitely blind..!

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Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:


A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


Ring me! I will tell you!

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You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

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Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

Love, Love, Love: Love Quotes

Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...

i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i
wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite.

It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.

If I had a beer for every time I thought of you, I'd be a goddamn drunk.

If this is a crush, then I don't know if I could take the real thing if it happens.

When you fall in love it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then it subsides. And when it subsides, you have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together thatit is inconceivable that you should ever part.

Your heart is free, have the courage to follow it.

You're my heart. And you know I can't live without my heart.

I love you without knowing how, why, or even from where.

Only in the mysterious equations of love can any real logic be found.

You Can't Buy Love On eBay: Love Quotes

Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. -- Anonymous

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. -- Albert Einstein

If I love you, what business is it of yours? -- Johann van Goethe

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it.-- Fran Lebowitz

I've abandoned the search for true love; I'll just settle for a good one night stand. -- Marcuss

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. -- W. Somerset Maugham

Love is a grave mental disease. -- Plato

Love is kissing each other on the lips eventhough its yucky -- a five year old kid

You can't buy love on eBay. -- Anonymous

True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one. -- La Rochefoucauld

More Smart A$$ Quotes: Insults

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.

Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.

You are the kind of person that could be used as a blueprint to build an idiot.

You are such a smart-ass I bet you could sit on a carton of ice cream and tell what flavor it is.

If you were a body of water, you'd be a kiddie pool.

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.

We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."

Having Fun With Condoms Without Putting Them On First.

At a supermarket use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

At a supermarket get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

Puck up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, got to the counter and ask where the FITTING ROOM is.

Wile buying grocery, fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

Q: What do a shark and a condom with a hole in it have in common? - A: You don’t want to fuck with either of them!

Q: When should you wear condoms? - A: At every conceivable occasion

Q: Why can’t pencils have babies? - A: Because they have rubbers on their end

Q: How can you pick out a paranoid woman? - A: She’s the one with a condom on her vibrator

Pick-Up Lines to use on Accounting Chicks

You've got a lovely pair of W-2's.

Please, baby, let me withhold you.

Nice assets.

Lady, you make my pants file for an extension.

In my office, I.R.S. stands for I'm Really Sexy.

Let's fill out a 1040 - you are a 10 and I'm a 40.

If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?

Technically, having sex with me is like a charitable gift.

You're entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income... now let's do it.

You're the kind of girl I could take home to mother - which is good, since I still live with her.

Text Messages From The Cubicle Prison

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

Fix the Box Instead of Thinking Outside Of It.

Their theory: 'No work, no pay'. My rule: 'No pay, no work'

Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday...

Write a 'to do' list so you can procrastinate more effectively.

If you don't like your job, you don't quit, you just go in every day and do it really half ass.

A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.

In case the rest of you missed it, the inspirational speech was: 'If you work hard, you can achieve great things. And then you die'.

Teamwork is what you call it when you trick other people into ignoring their priorities in favor of yours.

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must; I do what I am paid to do.

Smart A$$ Quotes

Statistics are used by people who have no proof


If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you.


Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop


Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity.


Don't lead me to temptation... I can find it by myself


A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.


The road to success is always under construction.


I'm looking forward to regretting this.


Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why


Sure, there's no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

SMS: Lifes Realities

Gravity always wins

Eat healthy, exercise more, still die

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.

You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left.

Geniuses like Me are never understood in our own lifetimes.

Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday.

Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us.

Even hot girls have to fart

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.

WTF Quotes

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Unite against togetherness!

Reality Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin'.

Life's a Bitch. Be its pimp.

When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!

Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone.

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

All generalizations are false

'Pessimist' is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is.

A true friend stabs you in the front