At a supermarket use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)
At a supermarket get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.
Puck up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, got to the counter and ask where the FITTING ROOM is.
Wile buying grocery, fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
Q: What do a shark and a condom with a hole in it have in common? - A: You don’t want to fuck with either of them!
Q: When should you wear condoms? - A: At every conceivable occasion
Q: Why can’t pencils have babies? - A: Because they have rubbers on their end
Q: How can you pick out a paranoid woman? - A: She’s the one with a condom on her vibrator
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