Love, Love, Love: Love Quotes

Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...

i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i
wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite.

It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.

If I had a beer for every time I thought of you, I'd be a goddamn drunk.

If this is a crush, then I don't know if I could take the real thing if it happens.

When you fall in love it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then it subsides. And when it subsides, you have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together thatit is inconceivable that you should ever part.

Your heart is free, have the courage to follow it.

You're my heart. And you know I can't live without my heart.

I love you without knowing how, why, or even from where.

Only in the mysterious equations of love can any real logic be found.

Words Of Wisdom I Learned At Work

• Word of wisdom from an Internal Auditor: If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

• As an Internal Auditor, If you're not on somebody's shit list, you're not doing anything worthwhile.

• An Internal Auditor recommending system improvements: Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

• On trying a different approach that’s not in the audit checklist: You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.

• The job of an Internal Auditor is not that difficult, it’s the people who we deal with who are.

• On dealing with Auditees: Life would be much simpler and things would get done much faster if it weren't for other people.

• A word to our Auditees: It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you should be.

• To some of our colleagues: When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.

• On presenting recommendations: In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.

• To those who disagreed with us and lost: There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man

• On working papers: Always keep a record of data - it indicates you've been working.

• Finally: To err is human; to forgive is not Company Policy.

You Can't Buy Love On eBay: Love Quotes

Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. -- Anonymous

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. -- Albert Einstein

If I love you, what business is it of yours? -- Johann van Goethe

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it.-- Fran Lebowitz

I've abandoned the search for true love; I'll just settle for a good one night stand. -- Marcuss

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. -- W. Somerset Maugham

Love is a grave mental disease. -- Plato

Love is kissing each other on the lips eventhough its yucky -- a five year old kid

You can't buy love on eBay. -- Anonymous

True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one. -- La Rochefoucauld

Headless Headlines: Wacky News

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use


Prostitutes Appeal to Pope.


Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge


Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years.


Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over.


Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training.


Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies.


Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say.


Milk drinkers are turning to powder.

Governor (Knowles) wants more cash for kids

Quaker Oats to Cut Up 1,200 employees

Gators Face Seminoles with Peters out

Messiah Climaxes in chorus of Hallelujahs

Governor's Penis is Busy ("pen is")

Thanks to President Clinton, Sergeant Fruer Now Has Son

Clinton Places Dickey in Gore's Hands

Starr Aghast at First Lady Sex Position

Clinton Stiff on Withdrawal

Long Island Stiffens for Lili's Blow

Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools Rust-Free

Textron Inc. Makes Offer to Screw Company Stockholders

Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming

Governor Chiles Offers Rare Opportunity to Goose Hunters

Will She Climb to the Top of Mr. Everest Again?

Kake Looks to Sell Dogs for Pet Food

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

Farmer Bill Dies in House

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Is There A Ring of Debris Around Uranus?

Stud Tires Out

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

Eye Drops Off Shelf

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

Miners Refuse to Work After Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Two Soviet Ships Collide; One Dies

Two Sisters Reunited AFter 18 Years in Checkout Counter

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in Ten Years

Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One

Drunken Drivers Paid $1,000 in 1984

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

Deer Kill 17,000

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire

British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

Air Head Fired

Steals Clock; Faces Time

Prosecutor Releases Probe Into Undersheriff

Old School Pillars Are Replaced By Alumni

Bank Drive-In Window Blocked by Board

Hospitals Are Sued by 7 Foot doctors

Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction

Sex Education Delayed; Teachers Request Training

Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
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More Smart A$$ Quotes: Insults

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.

Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.

You are the kind of person that could be used as a blueprint to build an idiot.

You are such a smart-ass I bet you could sit on a carton of ice cream and tell what flavor it is.

If you were a body of water, you'd be a kiddie pool.

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.

We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."