More Smart A$$ Quotes: Insults

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.

Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.

You are the kind of person that could be used as a blueprint to build an idiot.

You are such a smart-ass I bet you could sit on a carton of ice cream and tell what flavor it is.

If you were a body of water, you'd be a kiddie pool.

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.

We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."