SMS / Text Messages Collection: Assorted

I had a dream that i still loved u *~* I THINK I WOKE UP SCREAMING!!!!!!

There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.


YeH u'D bE PReTTy gOoDLOoKiN iF iT WaSnT FoR yOuR FaCe


im not a tease im just a reminder of what you cant have


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If it were supposed to feel good they wouldn't call it a crush.


Don't go for looks, they deceive, don't go for money, wait, go for money then when its gone, move on to the next guy!

Honk if you love Me, then drive your car into the nearest tree!

friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men/women

you say you're heaven sent... then that explains your face. mustve landed on it.

Rejected Hallmark Cards: Offensive

# I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.


# Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.


# I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.


# This feels good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.


# You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round ass!


# Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled...SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!


# Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown...but so's your ass!


# You're a honey....and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".


# I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!


# If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

Love, Love, Love: Love Quotes

Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...

i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i
wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite.

It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.

If I had a beer for every time I thought of you, I'd be a goddamn drunk.

If this is a crush, then I don't know if I could take the real thing if it happens.

When you fall in love it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then it subsides. And when it subsides, you have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together thatit is inconceivable that you should ever part.

Your heart is free, have the courage to follow it.

You're my heart. And you know I can't live without my heart.

I love you without knowing how, why, or even from where.

Only in the mysterious equations of love can any real logic be found.

You Can't Buy Love On eBay: Love Quotes

Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. -- Anonymous

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. -- Albert Einstein

If I love you, what business is it of yours? -- Johann van Goethe

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it.-- Fran Lebowitz

I've abandoned the search for true love; I'll just settle for a good one night stand. -- Marcuss

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. -- W. Somerset Maugham

Love is a grave mental disease. -- Plato

Love is kissing each other on the lips eventhough its yucky -- a five year old kid

You can't buy love on eBay. -- Anonymous

True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one. -- La Rochefoucauld