Love Lines

• “I would give up anything just to be with you.”
• “I love you more and more each day.”
• “When I look into your eyes I get lost and when that happens I never want to find my way out.”
• “You are God’s most wonderful gift to me.”
• “I love you with the breath, the smiles and the tears of all my life.”
• “No one has ever loved me, the way that you have.”
• “Loving you is like nothing I’ve ever felt before…”
• “I love you, more than words could ever say.”
• “You showed me the real meaning of love.”
• “I don’t know much, but I know I love you.”
• “I love you very much, because with you, I found a way to love myself again.”

Lost Love

1. Sometimes there would come a time when we have to stop loving someone. Why? Not because the person started hating us, but because we ran out of reasons to fight for what we feel.
2. “Teach me how to be strong before you go. Teach me how to believe if you ever lie. Teach me how to control my tears before I start to cry. And please, teach me how to make you stay before you say goodbye.”
3. It’s hard to live alone. It’s harder to choose someone to love. But the hardest part of loving is to admit that you’ve fallen for someone who can never be yours.
4. When you fall in love, don’t give everything without leaving something for yourself… someday, somehow, it would be too late for you to realize that you’ve given all for the wrong one, without saving something for the right one…
5. “I don’t run from you, I walk away slowly. And it kills me because you don’t care enough to stop me.”
6. Life is ironic! Sometimes you keep on crying even if the guy neglects you, but you get surprised one day that just when you stopped crying and found someone new, that’s when he starts crying over losing you…
7. Love that we can not have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest and feels the strongest.
8. The worst feeling isn’t being lonely. It’s being forgotten by someone you could never forget.
9. It hurts when the one you love left you and said, “You deserve someone better.” Then all you can say is… “Maybe I do.” But deep inside you’re crying coz you know you can’t find “BETTER” when you already found the “BEST.”
10. If you can’t save the relationship, at least save your pride.

Love One Liners

• “You’re everything I never knew I always wanted…”
• “You’re the only other half that makes me whole.”
• “Sometimes, the only part of my life I’m sure about is the love I share with you.”
• “If I know what love is, it’s because of you.”
• “You are my life, my heart and my soul.”
• “Being with you is a gift while loving you is precious.”
• “I love you not only for who you are, but for what I am when I’m with you.”
• “I hope that you finally understand that I will love you until the end, because you’re not just my man, you’re also my best friend.”
• “I love when you look at me, because I know for one second I’ve crossed your mind.”
• “You’re everything to me, that he never was…”

Love and Freindship [sic]

The 5 Love Languages: The Secret to Love That Lasts

Other People's Love Letters: 150 Letters You Were Never Meant to See

How To Love

This Kind Of Love

So In Love (Feat. Anthony Hamilton)

I Love You This Big

Why Guys Like Girls…

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end makes it all worth while
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she’s the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says “lets not fight anymore” even though you know that an hour later you will be arguing about something
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say “I love you’
18. Actually … just the way they kiss you…
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt . (even though we don’t admit it)!
23. The way they say “I miss you”
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn’t hurt her anymore…..

SMS / Text Messages Collection: Assorted

I had a dream that i still loved u *~* I THINK I WOKE UP SCREAMING!!!!!!

There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.


YeH u'D bE PReTTy gOoDLOoKiN iF iT WaSnT FoR yOuR FaCe


im not a tease im just a reminder of what you cant have


-íMåGíNé Ur LíFé WíThØuT Mé- -¿Mí§éRåBLé HuH?-


If it were supposed to feel good they wouldn't call it a crush.


Don't go for looks, they deceive, don't go for money, wait, go for money then when its gone, move on to the next guy!

Honk if you love Me, then drive your car into the nearest tree!

friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men/women

you say you're heaven sent... then that explains your face. mustve landed on it.

All About Salaries

Did you know that there are many different types of salaries?

I have experienced receiving almost all types of salaries listed below.

Which type do you associate yours with?

Onion Salary
You see it, you grab it…then you cry.

Diet Salary
Makes you eat less and less each time you have it.

Atheist Salary
You doubt its existence!

Magic Salary
You make a few moves and voila, it disappears!

Storm Salary
You don’t know when it’s coming and/or how long it’ll last

Black Humour Salary
You laugh so you don’t cry!

Conservative Salary
Takes your inspiration away!

Impotent Salary
When you need it the most, it fails you….

Menstrual Salary
Comes once a month and lasts about 3 days

Walt Disney Salary
It’s been frozen for 30 years!

Rejected Hallmark Cards: Offensive

# I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.


# Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.


# I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.


# This feels good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.


# You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round ass!


# Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled...SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!


# Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown...but so's your ass!


# You're a honey....and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".


# I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!


# If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

Some Useful Prayers

Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 7:41:23 am PST.

God help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive.

God help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they're usually NOT my fault.

God, help me to NOT try to RUN everything. But, if You need some help, please feel free to ASK me!

Lord, help me to be more laid back and help me to do it EXACTLY right.

God help me to take things more seriously, especially laughter, parties, and dancing.

God give me patience, and I mean right NOW!

Lord help me not be a perfectionist. (Did I spell that correctly?)

God, help me to finish everything I sta

God, help me to keep my mind on one th -- Look a bird -- ing at a time.

God help me to do only what I can, and trust you for the rest. And would you mind putting that in writing?

Lord keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though they may be.

Lord help me be less independent, but let me do it my way.

Lord help me follow established procedures today. On second thought, I'll settle for a few minutes.

Lord, help me slow down andnotrushthroughwhatIdo. Amen

Funny Text Messages: Insults

Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head!

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We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

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U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....

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Someday u may lose ur hair,
u may lose ur teeth,ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thng ul nvr lose is ur gud luks
coz u cant lose wat u dont have.

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If I was a painter,u wud b my painting
If I was an author,u wud b my story.
If I was a poet,u wud b my poem.
But unfortunately Im a psychiatrist.

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Wen sumbody who's deeply in luv wid u
tells u tat ur cute,beautiful & angelic,
I agree. Tats true, believe me, I swear
Coz love is definitely blind..!

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Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:


A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


Ring me! I will tell you!

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You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

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Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

My Favorite Simpson Quotes

D'oh!
-Homer

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.
-Homer

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!
-Homer

Pain was like a drug, but what was more like a drug were the drugs.
-Homer

If he's so smart, how come he's dead?
- Homer

I wanna set the record straight...I thought the cop was a prostitute.
-Homer

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals... fLAMing!!
-Homer

Alcohol is a way of life! Alcohol is my way of life and I plan on keeping it!!
-Homer

Being eaten by a crocodile is like falling asleep...in a giant blender.
-Homer

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
-Homer