All About Salaries

Did you know that there are many different types of salaries?

I have experienced receiving almost all types of salaries listed below.

Which type do you associate yours with?

Onion Salary
You see it, you grab it…then you cry.

Diet Salary
Makes you eat less and less each time you have it.

Atheist Salary
You doubt its existence!

Magic Salary
You make a few moves and voila, it disappears!

Storm Salary
You don’t know when it’s coming and/or how long it’ll last

Black Humour Salary
You laugh so you don’t cry!

Conservative Salary
Takes your inspiration away!

Impotent Salary
When you need it the most, it fails you….

Menstrual Salary
Comes once a month and lasts about 3 days

Walt Disney Salary
It’s been frozen for 30 years!