10 Funny Quotes About Friendship

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." ~ Bernard Meltzer

Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

"Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy." ~ Spike Milligan

"Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice." ~ Anonymous

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one." ~ C.S. Lewis

"A true friend stabs you in the front."- Oscar Wilde

"Friendship is like money, easier made than kept." - Samuel Butler

"A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway." - Fr. Jerome Cummings