Tuesday, December 9, 2008
WTF Quotes
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Unite against togetherness!
Reality Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin'.
Life's a Bitch. Be its pimp.
When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!
Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone.
I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun
All generalizations are false
'Pessimist' is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is.
A true friend stabs you in the front
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