Gravity always wins
Eat healthy, exercise more, still die
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.
You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left.
Geniuses like Me are never understood in our own lifetimes.
Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday.
Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us.
Even hot girls have to fart
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
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