To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems
I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
I don't curse, drink and smoke. Holy Shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do?
Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk
If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
I'm not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
Save water, drink beer
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