The Obnoxious Texter

I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!

What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!

When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it

Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me

I like to con and insult people, that's why I chose to become a Consultant

I'm only crazy when other people cant stand that I'm right

Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink

Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS.